First first...

This is something unique and new... There is always first, as they say... This is for first time for me too!
Actually, I never celebrated my birthday publicly, it never came during school days or college days (though there are possibilities that I didn't went to college, even if it would have come! :-P), nor when I was at office (was on audits most of the time...) and rarest rarely it once happened that it was on day I had lecture at class, back in 2009 I guess! I was literally not interested in going to class. I felt shy! Yeah, I can too be shy sometimes! ;-) :-P but I went and felt very embarrassing too when people wished me, though I wished no one would have!
I can only accept my family and friends to wish me, coz I feel that it matters to them at some level that I'm in their life. Rest, other world, just coz they come to know about it and wish me, I don't find any sense!?
May be because of this pattern, I never liked accepting the fact that today of my birthday. I never go and tell anyone that, "Hey, you know what!? TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!" I never did that. In fact round about I feel no one should know it's my birthday. I know it's damn strange but I feel awkward, I don't know what to say or how to react when someone whom I don't expect to wish me, wishes me?!
I mean it's good that it's my birthday but what is so much special in it, I feel. I just want this day to be normal, like any other day. I just want to be with family and close friends. Before I didn't had this much acceptance too but now over the years I've learnt to accept it that it cannot be completely normal day. My Mom asks me what special I want to eat and they make me that, I brothers plan something surprising, my friends too come to my place and unexpectedly looking them I feel good. This much of celebration is quite enough for me. Before I even felt shy to cut cake, now I do it normally...
My Family wishes me sharp at 12am, if by any chance I'm asleep I'm woken up and wished. My best friends too call on 12, all are KUMBHAKARAN's still wake up till 12am and take efforts (or purposely to trouble me! :-P) call me or text me. My cousins also call at 12am. God! Next day I even forget whether the B'day is over yesterday night itself or still remaining! Ha ha ha... :-D
Before I had hidden my birthday date from social networking sites too. But now I keep it visible (don't faint, it's true! :-P) I also reply thanks to all those who wish me. Now I have gathered this much of acceptance...
But this year it's most unique than any other year it could be. My birthday on the EXAM day! Wow I'm so damn EXCITED! :-\ LOL... I have EXAM on the very day! Wow...

I want to switch off my mobile phone. But that would be so RUDE of ME! :O :-\ I know... I know... But I don't know what to do... Obviously no time to feel any special about this day, as I like.
But then others do feel it to be special and I respect that they love me for whatever and whoever I'm!
Just want to thank all those people who take efforts and remember me and my existence in this world!
I wish over the years I too accept it as a special day and learn to react normally how other people do.

PS: Best part is I'm not at office. They cut cake and ask to distribute chocolates to each and every colleague. This is beyond my imagination. I would have bunk office had I had it on the day, I'm sure! :-P
It is so embarrassing... :-D I never did that ever in my life (till now) ;-)
I'm MAD! I know...

One thing I do normally is I  accept GIFTS from anyone happily, for IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! :-)

A husband like ME!

I always try and understand my friends. Yesterday I and Babbu were chatting. In between she stopped replying. I waited and waited but she didn't reply. Finally I decided to not message again asking for reply.
Today morning I got message, Hey, I had slept yesterday... (grin smiley!)

I replied, It's okay! :-) I can understand... :-P

And I got stunning reply, I want a husband like you! :-*

After recovering from shock I replied, You will, very soon! :-P

Not SOON! I received in answer.

HELLO everyone...

It's an old story which I remembered today while remembering my friend, Amu...
I was at Sara's place, only me, Sara and her Mom. Sara had call from Amu, she was to come to her place too. Sara went to pick her up, on scooty. Sara's mom left me alone and went to neighbours, I was alone watching TV when Sara left.
After few minutes, all of sudden guests started coming in and the whole living-room was filled with people. I was alone and almost unknown to those relatives, I shifted a bit in nervousness. Thankfully Sara's mom came in last from the neighbours. I decided to hand over the remote of TV to them if they would be willing to watch some local language channel but everyone agreed humbly to watch what I was watching since a long. Without looking at anyone I was watching TV, others were talking in their Tullu language, which I obviously don't understand.
Suddenly, door opened and there emerged Amu and without any notice to the living-room she very openly and loudly announced her appearance as, HELLO EVERYONE! Suddenly everyone looked in her direction leaving their conversation in half. I was wondering whether she knows all relatives of Sara!? That she was greeting everyone like this. But soon my doubt was cleared when no one answered anything and Amu too felt weird about it. Sara came from back of Amu and looking at everyone and what Amu did I and Sara started laughing uncontrollably! Amu had thought that only I'm at house so she was carefree but unknowingly she ended up doing such a scene.

For the rest of half an hour Sara and I enjoyed this moment...
:-D

Flaunting and flattering doesn't work always :-P

Remembered old days, came across a pic of mine and one of friend of GMCS, and the story behind it. I couldn't stop laughing after looking at that pic. :-D
It was traditional day and all the boys came dressed in Sherwani/Kurta sorts and girls in Saree!
It was a great struggle to wear Saree and travel in trains and auto, walk and climb stairs! But I succeeded along with all others! ;-)
During lunch break everyone was having photo session. GMCS was more of photo sessions and less of communication skills! ;-)
There was one boy in the class who was very mischievous, in fact the most mischievous person I've even see of 20's age group! :-P He was asking each and every girl for a personal pic with him and not the usual group pictures. After every click he seemed to be flaunting that no girl can deny me ever in front of his friends. I found it fishy! I was noticing him saying that to his friends. Soon my turn came to bring him down to earth from the sky where he was flying with his pride of being able to impress girls! ;-)
He came near me and I said, NO!
His jaws fell to earth and I just couldn't stop laughing looking him like that! He pretended to look sad, tried to flatter me but I was firm. At the end of the day after making him realise that he isn't hero, finally I called him and we got pic clicked together.
It was FUN!
I never did that to anyone but then there is always first, more so if anyone flaunt the joy of bringing him back to reality is awesome! ;-)
:-D

I told you! Ha ha ha...

I already said that, kuch nahi nikalega! But everyone was ready to make fool of themselves for trying to find 1000 tonnes Gold!
Kya hua? Kuch nahi nikla na...

Everyone just ended up being greedy about it. Many even came running for their share into it! Wah... I was boosting about this false claims being faulty, I guessed it to be so from day one! I wished I would have betted with Mom, apart from others at least I would have had something in my pockets... But I didn't do that and now I'm too

Like others! Never mind better luck next time, everyone including me! :-P P. S.: Was that good bye (http://www.searchingmeinme.blogspot.in/2013/10/adieu.html?m=1) for name sake? <\i> Chill yarr... Don't you all know how unpredictable I'm? :-P It was just to let you all know, if my posts doesn't come up then SAMAJH JANA! ;-)

I can't bear him anymore! :’(

He is coming... coming closer... more closer to me with each passing day!
Not that I wanna resist that moment but I want a bit more time... just a bit, not much... not that I don't want him to come but it catches on my nerves just before the moment... but he doesn't seems to understand me ever... he never listen to me ever... :-(
But its not his fault too its me who always gets nervous at last moment just before his arrival!
I prepared myself in advance this time but still it feels the same as always.
I do hate him but I got no option, I've to bear him. :-\
But enough of his torture now! I'm not going to entertain him more, no more, not anymore...
I'm going to finish this forever now...
Yes, I'm going to finish it because I can't bear it anymore...

These EXAMS they always make me feel so but now I'm going to crack it this time and not allow him to torture me more! B-)

No nonsense acceptable! :-|

One day when our maid, who is always very much in hurry and busy, who always run away even without informing that her work is done but when we find her missing we have to conclude her gone, came for work Mom could catch hold of her and asked if she would like to have TEA coz to our previous maid we would give tea and breakfast. Her reply was, today I'm getting late! And she went.

Next day Mom prepared it ready by the time she completed her work so that her time is saved and that day her reply was, time pass mat karo na!
And Mom was stunned o_O and was like, ja fir! :-/

All of us others who noticed the incidence were ROFL! :-D

From next day whenever our maid comes one of us ask her for tea and another answers time pass mat karo!
And we all ROFL! :-D

Life of all working people is really busy no doubt but few are very serious about it like our dear maid! :-)
:-P

4G kid

On his fathers 60th birthday Ramesh gifts him one of best touch screen phone with all applications that could be useful for an old man in case of any emergency, GPS, Safety apps, etc.

Next day when the old man was alone at home he got calls from his son enquiring about him but the old man was unable to understand how to answer the call on such hi-tech mobile. The calls went unanswered. Son got worried about him but thought that his father might be asleep since it was afternoon time. Later in the evening the neighbour requests the old man to keep her daughter at his house till she comes from groceries. The old man agreed and was happy with some company.
After few moments old man's mobile rang and he was again puzzled as to understand how to answer it. He was worried that his son will be annoyed and might be worried too. But he was helpless. While the old man struggled the baby girl came near old man and slided her finger on the screen and the mobile stopped ringing. Old man wondered what she did but quickly placed the phone near his ears and then was able to hear his sons voice.

Todays generations KIDs knows everything!
:-D

Mera Bhoot!

I dialed the landline no of Sara. Phone rang.
Tring tring...
Tring tring...
The phone was answered in a female voice, "Hello?!"
Me: "Sara?!"
Female voice:"Who's this?"
Me: "Sara!" (Now sure that it's her! )
Female voice: Who? Nilima?!
Me: (In playful mood, very confidently) Nahi, uska BHOOT!
Female Voice: What?!
Me: (now in more playful mood and more confidently and clearly!) Nilima ka BHOOT...
Female Voice: "Okay! BHOOTJI I'm Sara's Mother, wait a minute I'll give her the phone"

Me: (I was dead and actually about to become BHOOT! o_O)
Aauuunnnntttttyyyyyy!!!!!!
Ssaaarrrraaaaa?
(Aunty was calling Sara and by the time I could think of next word the culprit came to receiver finally!)
Sara: "Hello, what did you say? Mom ROFL?! :-D"
Me: (Speechless and embarrassed!
X-(  :-@ )

Still don't have guts of facing Aunty! :-|

I've lost all of it! ;(

He was in my life since past 10 months. We were together with each other as much possible. We both know each other very well now. We shared as much time possible with each other and also gave ample space required. We were very well getting along with each other and enjoyed the companionship! He obeyed my commands (he he ;) you can read requests, sounds decent!)
He accompanied me wherever and whenever I needed him in fact everywhere. When I didn't needed him I would tell him to shut up! He very calmly even did that for me. He was my HUMRAAZ. I shared everything with him. I cried on him, I laughed with him, we played together, I sometimes even threw him away from sight. He never dragged me away from my friends in fact they were jealous of him at times ;) I could smell that! :P
The best part about him was that he never complained, he listened to all I ever wanted to say, never judged me, accepted me as I am, I did tried to change him and he obediently accepted that as well. Even though when I met him first I didn't liked him the way I thought he should have been for me to get along well with anyone but he was cruel on me and decided to still enter in my life and change my feelings, views for him with no force but slowly and steadily by showing that he isn't something less, indeed not, now I see that! I wanted something else but due to some reason I had to be with him, but now that I started liking him, loving him, enjoying everything about him suddenly that happened which shouldn't have.
I confessed him that he was the best one I've got and that in past my views were different before he came into my life. He suddenly looked very serious, I thought he would be kidding me and trying to afraid me. Hence I ignored his expressions. I was talking to him but he wasn't responding to what I said, there was nothing that had happened between us which could make him behave so with me. I just said what was true and never thought that he would get so serious on it that he will stop looking at me and listening to me. I asked him to reply to me before I could die out of pain. He still didn't care for it. I begged him to look at me to look into my eyes and see how much I needed him. He was hurt though I didn't intended any such thing! His eyes shut closed and he dropped down completely. I got freeze. I patted him and asked him to open his eyes, he was blank completely. My heart throbbed and started beating at such a rate that it would have come out of my mouth. I started feeling breathless as if there was no oxygen in the air and it was very suffocating. My throat got dry, my mouth stopped producing saliva that I can wet my throat. He fainted and was in my lap, I held his face in my hands. I could only try to wake him up but nothing seemed to work on him. As if he was deaf. But thankfully once or twice, a very few times he blinked that showed me that he was still alive. But the way all this happened I could not stop thinking what if he would leave me forever? I know it was not the time to think negative but to get some positive energy and get him some cure. I could not grab control over me and the past memories of our relationship started flashing in front of my eyes, I was looking at him and remembering all those phrases that we have lived together made me feel nostalgic about it. Tears filled in my eyes. I quickly wiped them off as I wanted him back in my life no matter what, for this I needed strength and positive energy. I pushed those sad feelings aside and placed him safely down and started praying that he get well. It was night and I could not take him for cure now. The whole night was in front of me to be passed. Nights are so long I never realized it before. I was restless on my bed, sleeplessly waiting for the Moon to go and Sun to shine and bring me new hopes of bringing back shine in my life as well!
I got out of my bed and looked at him, he was still in the same situation, nothing seemed to have improved in him. I got ready and took him along with me. I searched for the best place for his cure on net and took him there directly. There were so many people there, I was the 14th person to be allowed to be attended. I was continuously praying till my turn came. Hoped for only one thing that they somehow cure him no matter what. And I guessed if I would have prayed for something more as well...
Soon they called for us to get in. We went inside and they took declaration from me that they don't guarantee if something wrong happens to him. How could you? I wanted to shout out at them, but I've seen this in movies and soaps and now this was the time  worst time when I had to go through all this alone, my hands were shivering as well as sweating. I gave away all the responsibilities of his to them.
After half an hour they came out and I was staring to read the expressions as there were no words they spoke. Finding it difficult to judge, finally I begged to tell how was he? The person with his low voice informed me that he is fine and saved but... And the long pause... I could not imagine what the shocking and scaring but could mean? I again begged to please break silence and tell me what has happened to him, if he is fine!? And then those words that I listened were so difficult to understand as if I didn't know the language they spoke, as if the voice merely hit my ear drums but it failed to give signals to my brain by whatever they meant! They said that he is fine but unfortunately had lost his memory completely. I felled down on the chair out of shock! How can it happen so? How can he forget me? How can he forget how we first met? How can he forget the moments we spent together? How can he....? How can he forget everything???
But that was the truth I had to accept and swallow down my throat.
And hence though I got my Android back with me but he had lost all his memories, all my contacts, my messages, and all other things that were saved in the phone memory. Unfortunately I didn't had any back up of it! So sad... :(

how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend?

To,
Aarthi Agarwal
7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms. Aarthi,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the Meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. At 1500hrs, I would like To present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on Probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, Would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, There will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal Schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared. Equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up A larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without Further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be Happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not Wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,

HR Manager

Very wonderful mail received from a friend!
Hope you would enjoy it. :D

Why we have sorrows?

No matter how much you like to eat sweets but beyond a point you won't be able to eat it and you will ask for normal food that have spice in it, as you will be boarded of eating it.
But we never get tired of eating spicy food and hence the li'l proportion of sweet have more value when we eat it less frequently.
Similarly, life cannot be always happy-happy, there are normal days and sorrows in our life and that li'l happiness which we get sometimes adds to the taste to our life otherwise same would have been the result of happiness. If everything would have been good it would have been normal and this life would have been so boring! Isn't it? ;)

So, we have less happiness and more of normal life so that we can realise the happiness as some sort of change to the normal life and so that we keep on expecting from this life!
But that doesn't mean that we should smile occasionally!
Keep Smiling! :D
(Show you teeth lazy!)

Mumma, Bhoooo……

Today I didn’t had evening class so I reached home around 7pm. When I knocked the door, Bro opened and I went directly in the Bedroom along with my Bag. Mom was in Kitchen but she saw me going in. After I changed, I came out from the room hanging the bag on my shoulders as I usually do when I go to class. I came in hall, Mom saw me as I passed by the kitchen. But she wondered as to why I hanged my bag around my shoulders?

As soon as I entered the hall Bro closed the door which was open since I entered. I dropped my Bag near the Sofa. Mom heard the noise of the closing door and asked who has come? Bro answered her that no one has come but I had shut the door and went to class. I quickly read my Bro’s evil mind and ran to the second room and hided behind the rooms door, carefully along with my Bag before Mom come out to see me. 

Mom entered the hall and murmured that this is not possible I always go class directly from office and I had informed her in the morning that I don’t have class in the evening but only in the morning. Bro started convincing Mom that I had said that class is from 8pm so I came home and went back. 

Whenever there is any such hide-n-seek game Mobile phone is bound to play its role in some or other way. No, my cell didn’t rang but I forgot it on the sofa. Mom took this as strong evidence that I was at home, as I hardly forget my cell phone at home. Bro attempted an excuse that in hurry I forgot it but Mom without paying any heal to Bro’s comments started searching me. I was having fun in dark room, I covered my mouth as was not able to control my laughter but I was consciously listening to whatever was happening. Mom opened the main Door to see if I’m hiding outside, but I was not there. Neighborhood door was open and Mom asked the Aunt if she saw me going down stairs? The lady denied that she was inside hence didn’t know. Mom murmured that our neighbors are of no use and returned back. Bro was smiling and trying to prove Mom that what he is saying is correct and I went to class. 

Finally, Mom approached towards the room where I was hiding, as she knows her daughter and her mischief! She didn’t give up. I went back more close to the wall. As soon as Mom entered I knew that she won’t be able to see anything and I shouted out loudly Bhoooo... 

Mom got scared and shouted and we both went out of the room, Mom was shivering, Bro and I were not able to control our laughter we were literally rolling on floor… Dad finally showed some signs of presence and smiled. Mom attempted to slap us but we escaped successfully! :P Mom joined us in the laughter ride after recovering from the thrill, horror and anger.
We all were laughing out loudly.
When such incidents take place, I and Bro keep on laughing till we go dead! Even if we stop for once, again when we see each others face we burst out into same laughter.
OMG! My stomach is paining; in fact my cheeks are also paining...
:D

Mom remembered that she forgot the chapati on the pan and it burned totally! Ooops...
But it was so much fun, Wow!!!!
:)

Why this Kolaveri?

Why this Kolaveri?

I'm unable to understand why people are going crazy about this song?
And hence again I've successfully proved that I had never liked things that usually people like.
Sorry to those who love it, for I didn't find any reason of liking it, in fact I gave it a honest try and listened to it but as soon as the song started, I started laughing and it made me ROFL.
Funny song, but still could bear it only once, not more than that....

Rest who love it, please enjoy it!


Me happy with my old collections! :)

Expressive Babies...

Love story of a young man ...

Love story of a young man:








I used to be like this?







I met a gal?



she was like this...




I gave her gifts like this?






When she accepted my proposal, I was like this?






I used to talk to her all night like this







and at office used to do this...



When my friends saw my gal friend, they stared like this?




and I used to react like this?

BUT on Valentine Day, she gave red roses to someone else like this? ;(

AND, I was like this?



Which later led to this.




I felt like doing this...





I started doing this

 

 
And this

Dil Chahta Hai...

Hiie Pri…ya... 

Haan main... 

Magar vo...

Suno toh...

Tumne to...

Lekin main...

Kab se keh...

Main aakash ke yahan....

Hellllo

DIL CHATA HAI ♥ ♥

My Freaky Friendz and FUN! :)

That was so Funny....
Yeah, yeah...
I'm telling, what was so funny! :D
1. My Best Friend, BSP (aka Part-1) called me up, I answered it.
Me: Haan Bol...
Friend: YOU?!?!?!
Me: Yes, It's me!?!?!?
Ajeeb hai haan, if you'll call me then, I'll answer it na?!
You okay na?!?!?
Friend: Arre.... I was calling to my Sister and I dialled your no.
Me: Wah Wah Wah.... :D


I could not stop my laughter. And from commenting as well that, If you would have called from your cell you would not have done this mistake. Aur karo Office ka landline use... :)

And this thing repeated quite a few times. I enjoyed it and she was surprised every time this happened.

2. The other day we didn't had class for one day and very next day in the lecture as soon as I arrived, my Friend said, We are meeting after so many days isn't it?
I was wondering, really. And remembered that it's been only one day! And indeed reminded her as well. She was so embarrassed. She mostly don't like committing such things that she missed me, but she got caught this time. :) Oh! I just LOVED it! :*

3. My Co-Article, she is my class mate as well, but we sit apart. (I don't want her to bear me the whole day yarr... She could not as well ;))
Her bench mates bag suddenly felled down, and she called out my name for her and asked her bench mate to pick her bag up. And her bench mate reminded her real name  to my Co-Article.
When co-article told me this, I laughed out so loudly. I still smile when I remember this incident. :)

4. The other day, when we reached classes there was no electricity. I as well as almost all my class mates were heated up so much, all of us were sweating perspiring (Somebody had once told that Pigs sweat & Men (I hope that includes Women too) Perspire. So how can I not use this knowledge! ;))
My class mate went on last bench and was looking out of the window. I just in fun asked her, kisko dekh rahe ho? ;)
She replied, Sameer ko!
I was getting more naughty on this, but before I could do anything more, she busted the bubble and said, arre Sameer, Hawa ke Jhaunke ka wait kar rahi hun!
OMG, that was really hilarious! I enjoyed it so much. So original and so spot on dialogue. Instant wit! :D

Full on....!!!!!!!!!!

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